Love is a Force

I was revising my physics and i was revising the Dynamics topic which involved the 3 Newton's law of motion. suddenly after that i came up with something stupid involving these 3 newton laws. well Love is a force right? hahaha well im trying to apply love in these 3 newton laws haha.

1. Newton's First law of motion states that every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it. well consider love as a force and the object as a girl, if we love someone and we will try our best to win her heart and do everything we can for her but suddenly if the feelings are gone, well we tend to stop doing so.

2. The relationship between an object's mass m, its acceleration a, and the applied force F is F = ma. this one i still don't know how to prove it, but all i know is we just can't force someone to love us, therefore to calculate love force the formula is Love Force = your mass x heart beat acceleration.

3. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. this law is not 100% suitable for love force. well only true love can do so. as the husband and wife will have equal and opposite feelings of each other. Husband loves wife, wife loves husband. hahaha